To the Blooms, the Wisotskys, the Pellicoffs, the Rubins, the Davises, the Schaeffers, the Zarrises (not necessarily in that order, and definitely not necessarily in order of good looking) and to all the rest of our extended family, whether you may be in California, New York, New Jersey, North Carolina, Mexico, France, Ecuador, or other far reaches... please allow me to give you a great big Archival Photo Hello.